When”s the last time you really laughed at yourself?  We need a good dose of hilarity right now, doncha think?

I had to laugh the other day when a friend called—she was sitting in traffic on HWY 405 in LA, behind a mobil home that was being moved down the freeway on a flatbed truck.  Of course the truck hauling this monstrosity, had the mandatory bright yellow sign indicating  !!!WIDE LOAD!!!!  And, she thought of calling me.

We will expand on the WIDE LOAD scenario in a day or two—–but, first—I think we need a few more good laughs right now.  Here are some “blonde” jokes, sent to me by another friend who read these, and….uh……thought of me.

AT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes to the doctor, saying that her body hurt wherever she touched it.  “Impossible!” says the doctor.  “Show me.”  The redhead took her finger, pushed on her shoulder,  and let out a yelp.  Then she pushed her elbow and knee, screaming in pain again.  Same with her ankle.  Everything she touched rendered the same painful response.  The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead are you?”  “Well, no” she said. “I’m actually a blonde.”  “I thought so”, said the doctor. “You’re finger is broken.”

RIVER WALK

There’s this blonde, out for a walk.  She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.  “Yoo-hoo!” she shouts, “How can I get to the other side?”

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, “You ARE on the other side!”

GEOGRAPHY GENIUS

Two blondes, living in Oklahoma were sitting outside on a bench one evening, talking…..and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away……….Florida….or the Moon?”

The other blonde turns and says “Helllllooooooooo, can you SEE Florida?????”

O.K., JUST ONE MORE…………………..

CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station, telling the mechanic that her car has died.  After he works on it for a few minutes, it is once again, idling smoothly.  She says, “So, what’s the story?”

He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”

She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”

BODDA BING, BODDA BOOM!!!!

BEING HUMAN HAS ITS ADVANTAGES.  LAUGH AT YOUR VERY OWN SELF TODAY.